random thoughts of a tapered brain

Muthaura is not a mandara!!

I meant to start this post by “blistering barnacles, its been months since i last posted”, but after consulting I was informed that it was not so mature. (God, i loved TinTin)

After almost a decade of not writing, I just had to test if i remember how to blog – I still do.

A lot of things important things have happened since i did my last post, top on the list being my unpleasant discovery that i am allergic to sea food. (yes, it took me this long)

Secondly was that members of our community are being targeted. haki ya nani Muthaura is not ha mandara, he has never mandad anyone.

Are merus the only nguys whose voice can mbe reconded?

Why is it that (said fast and with a with a tonne of accent) some people are only interestend in hinding tape recondaz when meru poiltical fingaz are speaking.

I am afraind this is an issue that must mbe referred to the highest office in the land – Njuri ncheke.

 

Note : pinches of salt  are important for your health.

If you have read this far, i highly sympathize. I was just passing time and remembered i once ran a blog.

 

darn, i have wasted 35 minutes of my alloted drinking window.

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8 responses

  1. this guy is your village mate. i have reason to believe he is scared!

    February 11, 2011 at 17:46

    • you even commented? you read till the end? wow. those are three minutes of your life you will not regain.

      Mbut, yes. he is my villange mate. Meru leaders should watch CSi ama hire real bodyguards. hizi trap wanawekewa ni za ufala sana.

      but that said, it’s all fun. kila mtu abebe msalaba wake.

      February 11, 2011 at 17:51

  2. The younger brother

    Wat chip stuff wa u high on wen writing ths?

    February 12, 2011 at 00:04

  3. Mace

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

    February 15, 2011 at 11:53

  4. Bee

    I love your blog it’s hilarious. It took me a while to get the mandara bit 🙂

    April 1, 2011 at 18:33

    • thanks for passing by….i’m going through your blog too.

      April 4, 2011 at 09:16

  5. The truth of the matter is that they speak too much……….maymbe it is the kangeta or mbaki…. you never know!

    May 12, 2011 at 22:11

    • you never know what’s behind the accelerated speech…

      May 25, 2011 at 15:52

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